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Toffeepud's avatar

I'll have to look up that honey thing.

All of this is only true of course if the woman is under 35 years of age. And of course once she hits 50, she becomes invisible. Although folk should beware - women in their 50s are dangerous. They know so much and care so little....

Kitten's avatar

This is very funny and captures the reality of a great deal of open relationships, but in my experience you are mischaracterizing the attitude of the lonely man. In most cases he is, if not exactly happy for his wife's carnal successes relative to his own, then at least firmly convinced he has no exclusive claim to her. In other words, he didn't open up the relationship strictly for the pussy, he did it because he sincerely believed that's what open-minded tolerant people should do.

Toffeepud's avatar

Only in Islington. Yorkshiremen wouldn't stand for this kind of nonsense...well, maybe the wet libtards inhabiting York, but certainly none of the men I've dated or know now.

ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

It’s obvious that I lead a very dull life. I had never heard of Honey Birdette and had to look it up on Brave Search. Thank you, Christopher, for broadening my horizons.