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Is this real? Is it false?

In today's world I am not sure.

I have given up reading news and commentary about the world. With the exception of the author of this article.

I am waiting for the left to destroy itself and then pick up the pieces.

If, of course, I live that long.

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Sep 21Liked by Christopher Gage

Brilliant piece of work! Lots of great quotable lines in here, but I loved the whole section about the garlic. “his daughter sketched a self-portrait in which a haughty bulb of garlic wagged its judgmental fingers at a weeping child” - fantastic! Really captures how stupid all this is that on a random Tuesday a new word or phrase is declared verboten. In Rules for Radicals, Alinksy says that people can take being yelled at, but not being laughed at. Look forward to more satirical pieces from you!

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Sep 20Liked by Christopher Gage

Society for the less discerning viewer...

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Sep 19Liked by Christopher Gage

Harrison Bergeron, eat your heart out.

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THAT sounds very interesting... Thank you!

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Sep 19Liked by Christopher Gage

Oh dear. I was drinking my chilled water while I read this and my blood ran cold.

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Free Gear would hate this, he totally wouldn't get it.....don't send it to him, it'll give the stupid bugger ideas 🤣😂 I've just had to eat a piece of blue cheese as a consequence of reading this...😋

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Do you think there’s any future for 70% dark chocolate?

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Why not 100%? Why only 70%? Are you prejudiced? 🤣

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This is excellent, Gage. Let's get finkbetter into general use!

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