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Louis Pastrami's avatar

I fot u woz gonna say it shd be priffer n vats y vey woz shokt

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Christopher Gage's avatar

😅😅😅😅😅

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Kirk McDonald II's avatar

Is this real? Is it false?

In today's world I am not sure.

I have given up reading news and commentary about the world. With the exception of the author of this article.

I am waiting for the left to destroy itself and then pick up the pieces.

If, of course, I live that long.

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Steve McKennon's avatar

Brilliant piece of work! Lots of great quotable lines in here, but I loved the whole section about the garlic. “his daughter sketched a self-portrait in which a haughty bulb of garlic wagged its judgmental fingers at a weeping child” - fantastic! Really captures how stupid all this is that on a random Tuesday a new word or phrase is declared verboten. In Rules for Radicals, Alinksy says that people can take being yelled at, but not being laughed at. Look forward to more satirical pieces from you!

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Jaap STIJL's avatar

Society for the less discerning viewer...

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Casey Jones's avatar

Harrison Bergeron, eat your heart out.

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Christopher Gage's avatar

THAT sounds very interesting... Thank you!

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Lydia Lozano's avatar

Oh dear. I was drinking my chilled water while I read this and my blood ran cold.

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Toffeepud's avatar

Free Gear would hate this, he totally wouldn't get it.....don't send it to him, it'll give the stupid bugger ideas 🤣😂 I've just had to eat a piece of blue cheese as a consequence of reading this...😋

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ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

Do you think there’s any future for 70% dark chocolate?

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Louis Pastrami's avatar

No coz dark is racist innit

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Toffeepud's avatar

Why not 100%? Why only 70%? Are you prejudiced? 🤣

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Ben Boychuk's avatar

This is excellent, Gage. Let's get finkbetter into general use!

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