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Carson J. McAuley's avatar

Great read (and a sterling idea by the Japanese government, at least in so far as "sterling idea" and "government" can exist in the same sentence). Your humour reminds me a lot of Kingsley Amis, here more than ever. If you haven't read his collection "Everyday Drinking" I can almost guarantee you'd enjoy it. It is only a semi-exaggeration to say that his prose convinced me to embrace authorly alcoholism.

Christopher Gage's avatar

Ha! I've had that book on my shelf for years... I'll read it.

george's avatar

Cannabis is better, and I have changed over to it.

Christopher Gage's avatar

Each to their own. Weed makes me anxious. Though, 'Lemon Amnesia' in Amsterdam brings back fond, hazy memories.

george's avatar

I need it for PTSD, and had to go to nasty places to get it for years. If I do not use it, I can get dreams in bright comic-book colors, which leave me exhausted in the morning.

Christopher Gage's avatar

Jeez. I've read hopeful stuff regarding PTSD and Psilocybin. A veteran friend of mine swears by it...

Christopher Gage's avatar

Brilliant! Thank you.

Secret Squirrel's avatar

A friend of mine from Mississippi does this speech every year from memory at this gathering we attend. Leeeeettle cheeeldren!

Glad you enjoyed it.

Ben Boychuk's avatar

"Each generation spawns a new puritan pre-programmed with the desire to stop anyone, anywhere, from being happy." The ghost of H. L. Mencken approves.

"Oxford Sour, I am proud to announce, now occupies a foreign government." Ha! When's the triumph?

Christopher Gage's avatar

Mencken got tired of my weekly quotation of his work.

We're going to invade France. It's easy and they have culture.

Clever Pseudonym's avatar

"There is only one honest impulse at the bottom of Puritanism, and that is the impulse to punish the man with a superior capacity for happiness—to bring him down to the miserable level of 'good' men, i.e., of stupid, cowardly and chronically unhappy men."

MENCKEN!! The skeptic's skeptic and the misanthrope's misanthrope...boy could we ever use him now...

(sorry couldnt help myself)

Christopher Gage's avatar

Clever Pseudonym bringing the moonshine, as usual. Cheers!

Clever Pseudonym's avatar

hey, a sour yet gracious host brings out the best in me...all thanks to u!

Christopher Gage's avatar

Good. Happiness is for children, and the dead. Drink up!

Anthony Lenaghan's avatar

Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine,

There’s always laughter and good red wine.

At least I’ve always found it so.

Benedicamus Domino!

Hilaire Belloc

Christopher Gage's avatar

I must read Belloc. I love de Maupassant.

JBHoren's avatar

Psalms 94:15 "Wine gladdens a man's heart" (תהילים ק"ד ט"ו: ויין ישמח לבב אנוש)