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May 15, 2023Liked by Christopher Gage

The movie "Idocracy" is the Nostradamus of the 21st century.

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It's got electrolytes!

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May 17, 2023Liked by Christopher Gage

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho for the win!

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May 14, 2023Liked by Christopher Gage

“Got to, this is America, man.”

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"And I keeps one in the chamber, in case you ponderin'."

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May 13, 2023Liked by Christopher Gage

"America has a genetic allergy to the ordinary. America is double cheese and triple bacon and supersize fries and a man on the fucking moon."

This makes me want to jam sparklers up my nose and ride around in a monster truck while blaring a heavy metal version of Yankee Doodle Dandy.

And yeah, we should probably just turn the presidential election into a pro-wrestling match. Hulk Hogan vs. Jesse Ventura makes at least as much sense as Biden vs. Trump.

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An interesting character, Mr. Ventura...

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May 13, 2023Liked by Christopher Gage

Mr. Gage, please don't think we would elect that idiot. No my fear is Michelle Obama. VP Harris couldn't get her own state behind her.

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Oh, I didn't say anything about a vote, sir. Biden is of advanced age... Father Time... etc.

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I believe if the left removes Biden, they will replace him with Mrs. Obama. I ask, who else do they have. Republicans have a much deeper bench.

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" I ask, who else do they have."

Oprah Winfrey?

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Possible, but not probable.

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May 13, 2023Liked by Christopher Gage

The world is not ready for President Harris. She's unbelievably thick. So I guess she'll get the job....🤣🤣🤣🤣

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It's so ridiculous it's inevitable.

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May 13, 2023Liked by Christopher Gage

Loved the Dennis Leary line. I'm glad you watch the news so I don't have to. I get tired of election coverage and it always seems like there's a campaign going on. In Kurt Schlichter's novels about an America divided into two countries President Plugs was not allowed to speak publicly after he said about Elizabeth Warren "She's a real Indian, I mean tepees not tandoori." I think he's done worse than that in real life and they still trot him out. And of course the former news media has to pretend like he's perfectly coherent (and honest).

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Another point on the board, Terry. Chelsea are spoiling you, mate.

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Yes, it's very heady territory. Maybe we'll get back in the race for 10th.

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