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Mr. Gage, you have put a smile on my face, and chuckle in my voice. Like a good Scotch Whiskey, it was a pleasure to read.

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Cheers, mate!

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Second item part 2. You buried the lede there. 😈 Now add that to U. S. states looking at extending citizenship rights to fertilized eggs. Have fun, thanks for all the fish.

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Mr Gage, Mr Gage. I am appreciative of that which a slow and/or unentertaining news cycle may inflict upon a commitment to wax wittily weekly but going ad nazihitler in only the third attempt? Tsk, tsk.

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The feature centres on eugenics, Nazism, falling birth rates, the concern with this being primarily a neo-Nazi and ethno-nationalist obsession.

A playful little jibe in a satirical piece is hardly reductive. If anything, it's to be expected.

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I wholeheartedly vote ‘babymamablocka’.

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Has a pharma ring to it...

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How about Nokidsatall?

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Excellent.

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Let’s hope Jenny from Accounts is not so trusting of some guy who smiles reassuringly and says “Nothing to worry about - I’m on the pill.”

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Hahahaha. That's the thing...

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You are in your element. "According to science, soon will come the day when men can pop a pill and avoid spending four months terrified they’ve knocked up Jenny from accounts." speaks to my younger years.

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I’ve unsired many a kid due to Wild Turkey induced whiskey dick.

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Single-handedly caused the plummeting birth rate, Denny.

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