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Kirk McDonald II's avatar

Mr. Gage, you have put a smile on my face, and chuckle in my voice. Like a good Scotch Whiskey, it was a pleasure to read.

Elf's avatar

Second item part 2. You buried the lede there. 😈 Now add that to U. S. states looking at extending citizenship rights to fertilized eggs. Have fun, thanks for all the fish.

Casey Jones's avatar

Mr Gage, Mr Gage. I am appreciative of that which a slow and/or unentertaining news cycle may inflict upon a commitment to wax wittily weekly but going ad nazihitler in only the third attempt? Tsk, tsk.

Christopher Gage's avatar

The feature centres on eugenics, Nazism, falling birth rates, the concern with this being primarily a neo-Nazi and ethno-nationalist obsession.

A playful little jibe in a satirical piece is hardly reductive. If anything, it's to be expected.

Mark G.'s avatar

I wholeheartedly vote ‘babymamablocka’.

Christopher Gage's avatar

Has a pharma ring to it...

An Appeal to Heaven's avatar

How about Nokidsatall?

ZuZu’s Petals's avatar

Let’s hope Jenny from Accounts is not so trusting of some guy who smiles reassuringly and says “Nothing to worry about - I’m on the pill.”

Christopher Gage's avatar

Hahahaha. That's the thing...

Carl Nelson's avatar

You are in your element. "According to science, soon will come the day when men can pop a pill and avoid spending four months terrified they’ve knocked up Jenny from accounts." speaks to my younger years.

Denny Royston's avatar

I’ve unsired many a kid due to Wild Turkey induced whiskey dick.

Christopher Gage's avatar

Single-handedly caused the plummeting birth rate, Denny.