‘Longus’, ‘lentus’, ‘tardus’ were the results of googling the Latin word for tedious. A perfect description of the handjob without even knowing the semantics. This, in the same week that the news reports nightclubs and bars closing at alarming rates because Gen Z prefer to stay at home (or not as it happens) and perpetuate the least sexual sex act ever.
Much needed lols 😆 A couple in Teeside went one better, at 8.30am, they were filmed "at it" on all fours in an alleyway behind a primary school.....obviously the outraged father FILMING THEM had the most honourable intentions, and promptly called the police....They were both drunk (which tells you something about Teeside....) but strangely, only the man was prosecuted?
Suffer the little children.
‘Longus’, ‘lentus’, ‘tardus’ were the results of googling the Latin word for tedious. A perfect description of the handjob without even knowing the semantics. This, in the same week that the news reports nightclubs and bars closing at alarming rates because Gen Z prefer to stay at home (or not as it happens) and perpetuate the least sexual sex act ever.
“Scorched my giddy excitements” - I had to take a moment to recover after laughing so hard at that. Thank you.
Much needed lols 😆 A couple in Teeside went one better, at 8.30am, they were filmed "at it" on all fours in an alleyway behind a primary school.....obviously the outraged father FILMING THEM had the most honourable intentions, and promptly called the police....They were both drunk (which tells you something about Teeside....) but strangely, only the man was prosecuted?